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Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
08Add water, eggs, and 1-tsp.09sugar and beat again.10Make shurr the vodca is still OK.11Cry another tup.12Turn off mixers.13Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something.14Mix on the turner.15If the fried druit!16g!17ets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.18Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.19Next, sniff two cups of salt.20Or something.21Who cares?.22Check the vodka.23Now stiff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.24Add one table.25Spoon.26Of suger or something-- Whatever.27Grease the oven.28Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.29Don't forget to beat off the turner.30Whip the bowl out the window.31Check the vidka again.32Go to bed.33Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway.